Hello, this is Jack Klugman, and I’ve been sent a prime cut of ass meat in the electronic mail today. The mailman told me, “today’s a good batch of ass, Jack,” and then I told him, “I told you to scram, ya damn catholic.”
But the wafer eatin’ wally was right. What an ass! Top of the class! The prize of 1945! I sure hope this ass has not been doctored by the Stalinist regime like he doctored Trotsky out of his autobiography.
Quincy gives this ass the Quincy 5/5 would be subjected to rating again ass award.
Lady, you’re helping old Quince live the California dream.
I’d like to take this time to officially plug tumblr user therealasspics. This blog is run by the REAL television’s Jack Klugman and his male nurse, our very own Starberry.